Joe “Mama”

Joe isn’t just any Buff Orpington—she’s the queen of the coop and she knows it. Hatched in the spring of 2023, this 2-year-old hen has mastered the art of ruling with quiet authority. The strong and silent type, Joe doesn’t need to cluck incessantly to get her way; a single steely stare is enough to send the other hens scurrying.

Easily one of the biggest birds in the flock, Joe isn’t shy about using her size to maintain order. Whether she’s claiming the comfiest nesting spot or asserting her rightful place at the feeder, Joe’s motto is clear: “Move it or lose it.”

But beneath her boss-lady persona, Joe is a total sweetheart with a soft spot for her human keepers. She loves hanging out with them—partly for the snacks, of course—but mostly to critique their outfits. Those mismatched socks? The slightly muddy boots? Oh honey, Joe has thoughts.

With her golden feathers, calm demeanor, and a sharp eye for fashion faux pas, Joe is the undeniable ruler of the roost—and a style icon to boot.